Believe it or not, people do ask me: Why a goldfish if my website is called Freshly Squeezed? You can't really squeeze a goldfish, nor should you. I'm a card-carrying (albeit hypocritical) member of PETA and I don't want anyone to go out there and squeeze their pet Goldie.
It's the lemons you squeeze.
Although come to think of it, lemon is often squeezed over fish...just not goldfish. Geez!
Anyways, back to writing articles that are hopefully more thought-provoking than this post.